Minister Profit Golden launches SA Aero Foefie (SAAF) Finicky Balloon Guy announces internet tanker rollout President Squirrel Rum & Cola says everything is fine
Freshly released inmate, Mr Husky Notorious, set to bounce across the country Hollywood star, Bored Gooney, chosen as new Wallabies coach Arnold Schwarzenegger detained
Prince Handy and Egg ‘n Sparkle lambaste media Former President Jacob Looter outlines new party’s strategy Former US President Donald Rump to invest in the Proteas
Department of Water Affairs adds sedatives to Joburg water National power trafficker, Eishkom, opts for national SA signs weather trade deal with China
US Actor, Morbid Freedom, to assume duties of president President Rum and Cola launches new SA currency Former Boks coach, Shark Nie Nou Nie, responds to ongoing complaints about ref
Minister Finicky My Balloon Guy to save the Proteas Former Presidents Jacob Looter and Donald Rump launch new party Rassie NO Fussy Erasmus to become a Global Rugby ambassador
Minister Already a Panda resigns as CEO for Rusty Federation Tourism South Africa U.S. V.P. Kamala Let-Me-Show You confirms all is well with President Joe Hidin Pres. Squirrel Rum & Cola makes new promises
Springbok coach, Shark Nie Nou Nie, confirms 15-0 split Charlie’s Over There On appointed SA tourism ambassador to US Minister of Sparks and Farts, Ag I Said So Rama Son’t So, to end loadshedding
Scottish coach calls for Boks to be tested for human gene. President Squirrel Rum & Cola says people must stop moaning about loadshedding. King Charms III sells the UK to US consortium.
Wallabies coach, Eddie Moans, moans. Welsh flanker Taine Basham-in-the-Head banned for headbutting and Going Sterile Opposition Leader, Long Steamhouse-Bin, outlines the Kumbaya Koalition.
Rassie explains new Bok Kit Exclusive interview with Former President Jacob Zuma about his release U.S. Scientists in bid to locate President Rum & Cola's spine
12 Aug 2023
3 min
1 – 20
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