Hotter than a junkie's spoon

Paulo and Senzo aren't even mad at Ten hag anymore, we just feel bad for him.

Not as bad as we felt for Rafael Varane who has been forced into early retirement, until we counted his trophies - he'll be ok.

Julen Lopetegui is on Fraud Watch, Barca prove we know nothing about football and Michael Olise has gone Super Saiyan.

We talk about the All or Nothing series and aren't getting in our feels about Manie Libbock - clutch means clutch.